The Republic of Taustrian 179th Garrison is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 640 million Taustrian 179th Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Taustrian 179th Garrisonian economy, worth 27.9 trillion nones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 43,610 nones, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 281,073 per year while the poor average 2,733, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 179th Garrison's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 179th Garrison is ranked 299,805^th in the world and 1^st in Essen for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.