The Republic of Taustrian 33rd Garrison is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.03 billion Taustrian 33rd Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Taustrian 33rd Garrisonian economy, worth 36.7 trillion kind actions a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 35,600 kind actions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,448 per year while the poor average 2,231, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 33rd Garrison's national animal is the bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 33rd Garrison is ranked 119,437^th in the world and 1^st in Columbus Crew for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,774.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.