The Free Land of TDL is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.519 billion TDLians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The TDLian economy, worth 69.4 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,698 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TDL's national animal is the wolf.

TDL is ranked 131,224^th in the world and 1^st in The Desolated Lands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,005.33 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.