The Republic of Teays is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Joseph A Cooper with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.062 billion Teaysians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geauga. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Teaysian economy, worth 459 trillion scrips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 112,948 scrips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Joseph A Cooper, and public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teays's national animal is the Cardinal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Teays is ranked 5,348^th in the world and 2^nd in United States of America for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.99 percentage of bribes refused.