The Bison Calf of Tejua is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its daily referendums, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.963 billion Tejuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 34.2%.

The powerhouse Tejuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,046 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,015 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and binoculars sales are at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Tejua's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tejua is ranked 212,492^nd in the world and 5^th in Rockstone for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -5 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.