The Bluuer and Better Team of Tem Bluudud is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bluudud with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.255 billion Bluududs are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bluu economy, worth 199 trillion bluududs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 88,340 bluududs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Air Tem Bluudud tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, and prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tem Bluudud's national animal is the bluudud car, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tem Bluudud is ranked 154,076^th in the world and 15^th in Spams Random Region for Smartest Citizens, with 29.36 quips per hour.