The Theocracy of Terlanagli Army is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by 3rd Earl Major General of Terlanagli with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.927 billion Terlanagli Armyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaliningrad. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Terlanagli Armyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,701 trillion Pulas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,754 Pulas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terlanagli Army's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Terlanagli Army is ranked 9,897^th in the world and 26^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.3 law-abiding acts per hour.