The Republic of Tesoro Tak is a large, genial nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 169 million Tesoro Takians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Tesoro Takian economy, worth 12.7 trillion taks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 75,297 taks, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Netizens fiercely argue over who loves Leader more, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, the Tesoro Takian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot. Crime is relatively low. Tesoro Tak's national animal is the crab.

Tesoro Tak is ranked 114,523^rd in the world and 579^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Developed, scoring 58.81 on the Human Development Index.