The Twenty Two and 20 of Choppyhausen is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Council of Choppyhausen with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.096 billion Choppyhausenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Choppingen. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Choppyhausenian economy, worth 546 trillion Nuskule ₦s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 176,593 Nuskule ₦s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Choppyhausen. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Choppyhausen's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pancakeism.

Choppyhausen is ranked 306,514^th in the world and 1,801^st in the Plains of Perdition for Fattest Citizens, with 2.55 Obesity Rate.