The Dictatorship of Testy McTester is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 18.8 billion Testy McTesterians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Testy McTesterian economy, worth 442 trillion testies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 23,548 testies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Testy McTester's national animal is the tribble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Testy McTester is ranked 70,470^th in the world and 50^th in Britannia for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 60.27 Effective Tax Rate.