Population | 29.279 billion |
Capital | Orthosia |
Leader | Raptah Osiruseth |
Faith | non existent |
Currency | Atla |
Animal | Ghidorah |
The Socialist Dominion of Tethysius is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Raptah Osiruseth with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.279 billion Tethysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orthosia. The average income tax rate is 27.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Tethysian economy, worth a remarkable 4,193 trillion Atlas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 143,229 Atlas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, and Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Ghidorah Lasagne is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Tethysius's national animal is the Ghidorah, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is non existent.
Tethysius is ranked 74,438th in the world and 1st in Aviatorino for Most Stationary, with 634.21617049028 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tethysius altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Tethysius, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Ghidorah Lasagne is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in Tethysius, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Tethysius, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Tethysius, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
- : Tethysius was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Tethysius, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
- : Following new legislation in Tethysius, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in Tethysius, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
- : Following new legislation in Tethysius, humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar.