The Kingdom of ThaiSiam is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Demo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.383 billion ThaiSiameses love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bangkok. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ThaiSiamia economy, worth 548 trillion Baht a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 162,202 Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer Baht to support "struggling" industries, potatoes are known for their lead aftertaste, the temple hierarchy have found that endorsements are even more lucrative than indulgences, and workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ThaiSiam's national animal is the Asian koel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhist.

ThaiSiam is ranked 9,112^th in the world and 6^th in The Global Elite for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,898.06 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.