The Indomitable Wrath of The Absolute Worst is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Null with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.352 billion Psycopaths are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Point of No Return. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute Worstian economy, worth a remarkable 1,373 trillion nightmare fuels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 315,556 nightmare fuels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,886,391 per year while the poor average 3,735, a ratio of 772 to 1.

Online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, sports club owners are having a moneyball, burglary is widely regarded as the national sport, and if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Absolute Worst's national animal is the Mind, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Economics.

The Absolute Worst is ranked 1,062^nd in the world and 1^st in Hell for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 70 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.