The Rogue Nation of The Alligator King is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sobek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.628 billion Alligators are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sobekopolis. The average income tax rate is 13.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Alligator Kingian economy, worth 717 trillion Fish a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 61,691 Fish, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, citizens are known to cast their votes by flipping a Fish, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Alligator King's national animal is the Tourist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sobekism.

The Alligator King is ranked 84,002^nd in the world and 5^th in The Flying Fishes Bait Shop for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,612.06 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.