The Incomprehensible Catastrophe of The Ankhalic Vaspriot is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prince of Rhodoline with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.884 billion Vaspriots enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodoline. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vaspriot economy, worth a remarkable 1,427 trillion Courjitziens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,629 Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ankhalic Vaspriot's national animal is the House Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orifism.

The Ankhalic Vaspriot is ranked 1,728^th in the world and 1^st in Aessui for Highest Food Quality, scoring 295.11 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.