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Most Valuable International Artwork: 261stLargest Welfare Programs: 557thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 576th
The Incomprehensible Catastrophe of
Tyranny by Majority
Floccinaucinihilipilification
Prince of Rhodoline
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Ankhalic Vaspriot

Population5.576 billion

CapitalRhodoline
LeaderPrince of Rhodoline
FaithOrifism

CurrencyCourjitzien
AnimalHouse Cat

The Incomprehensible Catastrophe of The Ankhalic Vaspriot is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prince of Rhodoline with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.576 billion Vaspriots enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodoline. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Vaspriot economy, worth 728 trillion Courjitziens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 130,635 Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Courjitzien treacle machine, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied House Cat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ankhalic Vaspriot's national animal is the House Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orifism.

The Ankhalic Vaspriot is ranked 4,082nd in the world and 1st in TCG Official Realm for Most Developed, scoring 95.55 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 261stLargest Welfare Programs: 557thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 576thSafest: 983rdMost Pacifist: 1,073rdBest Weather: 1,145thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,171stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,241stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,306thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,344thNicest Citizens: 1,387thHealthiest Citizens: 1,429thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,478thLowest Crime Rates: 1,737thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,889thMost Inclusive: 1,902ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,081stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,168thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,346thHighest Food Quality: 2,430thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,439thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,600thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,705thTop
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Most Income Equality: 3,781stLargest Governments: 3,854thMost Secular: 3,963rdMost Developed: 4,082ndMost Cultured: 5,125thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,525thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,428thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,008thSmartest Citizens: 9,148thMost Efficient Economies: 13,996thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 21,926th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied House Cat.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Courjitzien treacle machine.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, Prince of Rhodoline's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one The Ankhalic Vaspriot" at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, it's best not to ask what goes into Rhodoline Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.

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