The Empire of The Belize is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 462 million Belizeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belmopan. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Belizean economy, worth 17.1 trillion Belizean Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 37,047 Belizean Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Belize's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Belize is ranked 253,215^th in the world and 6,024^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.62 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.