The United Provinces of The Central Islands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Carleton VII with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.875 billion Central Islandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Islandian City. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Central Islandian economy, worth 686 trillion Island Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,182 Island Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, "The Pride of the Central Islandian Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil, and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Central Islandian Liberator". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Central Islands's national animal is the Islandian Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Central Islands is ranked 7,551^st in the world and 1^st in fjgfhgk for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 474.66 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.