The Strategic Planner of The Ever-Wanderer is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Ape population. The hard-working population of 9.288 billion Ever-Wandererians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The Ever-Wandererian economy, worth 435 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,901 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ever-Wanderer's national animal is the Ape, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Ever-Wanderer is ranked 248,496^th in the world and 33^rd in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.9 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.