Population | 15.986 billion |
Capital | Amasakaya |
Leader | President Yakashama |
Faith | Cult of Progress |
Currency | Dulva |
Animal | Tiger |
The Commune of The Free Lands of Lothlorien is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Yakashama with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.986 billion Lothlorieners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amasakaya. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Free Lothlorien economy, worth a remarkable 3,667 trillion Dulvas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 229,398 Dulvas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Free Lands of Lothlorien's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Progress.
The Free Lands of Lothlorien is ranked 4,994th in the world and 11th in Spiritus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,348.4 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Free Lands of Lothlorien voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Following new legislation in The Free Lands of Lothlorien, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in The Free Lands of Lothlorien, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
- : The Free Lands of Lothlorien was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed and Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality, Most Patriotic, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : The Free Lands of Lothlorien was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Free Lands of Lothlorien was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : The Free Lands of Lothlorien was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : The Free Lands of Lothlorien was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : The Free Lands of Lothlorien was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : The Free Lands of Lothlorien was endorsed by Kosad.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Oblitus Terras, The United Federation of Sealand, Meadow Rise, and Chicken Nuggets and Beans.