The Second Kingdom of The Frozen Forest is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by King Ivan with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 19.886 billion Frozen Forestians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Truvaria. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frozen Forestian economy, worth a remarkable 2,456 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,546 Imperial Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that The Frozen Forest will pay them to stop, small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is, and community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Frozen Forest's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Forestrian Catholic.

The Frozen Forest is ranked 307,482^nd in the world and 16,762^nd in Balder for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 21.01 on the Kitten Softness Rating.