The Nest of The Hawks is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning hawk population. The cynical population of 4.822 billion hawks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient hawk economy, worth 144 trillion regions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,931 regions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hawks's national animal is the hawk.

The Hawks is ranked 97,189^th in the world and 1^st in Global Commonwealth for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.