The United States of The Helldivers is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-working, democratic population of 305 million Helldiversians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Helldiversian economy, worth 18.3 trillion USDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,051 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, museum employees look down on short people, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The Helldivers's national animal is the Terminids, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Helldivers is ranked 54,911^th in the world and 1,245^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,342.21 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.