Population | 451 million |
Capital | Marie Jois |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Kim Jong Un |
The Empire of The Humanitie is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 451 million Humans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marie Jois. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Humanitiean economy, worth 33.9 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 75,063 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Humanitie's national animal is the Kim Jong Un, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Humanitie is ranked 77,178th in the world and 1,298th in the Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 382.41 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Humanitie, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
- : Following new legislation in The Humanitie, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them.
- : Following new legislation in The Humanitie, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion.
- : Following new legislation in The Humanitie, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
- : The Humanitie voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : The Humanitie voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Following new legislation in The Humanitie, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in The Humanitie, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
- : Following new legislation in The Humanitie, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in The Humanitie, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » East Durthang and Jar Wattinree.