The Kingdom of The Imperial Franks is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Clement with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.524 billion Imperial Franks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Imperial Frankian economy, worth a remarkable 1,151 trillion Livres a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,858 Livres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in The Land of Kings and Emperors, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, and hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Imperial Franks's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Imperial Franks is ranked 34,186^th in the world and 67^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.37 law-abiding acts per hour.