The Interplanetary Amalgamation of The Inglorious Bastards of Parts Unknown is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nïælhiem §hlŷmenzh with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.608 billion Inglorious Bastards are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ω §￦¥μฯ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Unknownian economy, worth 964 trillion Zeshnels a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 112,075 Zeshnels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 325,520 per year while the poor average 30,543, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

International collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through The Inglorious Bastards of Parts Unknown, the official Unknownian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, the nation's smallest Anomalocarisball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, and only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Nïælhiem §hlŷmenzh on The Inglorious Bastards of Parts Unknown's coulrophobia epidemic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Inglorious Bastards of Parts Unknown's national animal is the Anomalocaris, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is הולמיציגדוש.

The Inglorious Bastards of Parts Unknown is ranked 64,330^th in the world and 2^nd in Isolationist Boarderlands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.98 law-abiding acts per hour.