The Republic of The Jailor is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.007 billion Jailorians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Jailorian economy, worth 98.1 trillion golds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 48,863 golds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 285,250 per year while the poor average 3,938, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Jailor's national animal is the black cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Jailor is ranked 206,230^th in the world and 34^th in Town of Salem for Largest Populations, with 2.01 billion capita.