The Eternal Dominion of The Krunduka Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Venerable Lord Martinius Eternales with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.013 billion Krundukians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Obsidian Akropolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Krundukian economy, worth a remarkable 2,798 trillion Tryptikons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 279,452 Tryptikons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,512,570 per year while the poor average 26,693, a ratio of 56.7 to 1.

The nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, the military has gone fission for more funding, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Krunduka Empire's national animal is the Chaos Spawn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Crimson Cabal.

The Krunduka Empire is ranked 285,368^th in the world and 10,720^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -446.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.