The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Light System of Zimbabwae2 is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and triple-decker prams. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.729 billion Light System of Zimbabwae2ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Light System Main Command Centre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Light System of Zimbabwae2ian economy, worth 641 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 95,374 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of The Light System Main Command Centre. Crime is relatively low. The Light System of Zimbabwae2's national animal is the Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Light System of Zimbabwae2 is ranked 55,651^st in the world and 2,753^rd in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 17.01 average smiles per day.