The United States of The Moefront is a very large, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 206 million Moefrontians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 25.8%.

The strong Moefrontian economy, worth 15.6 trillion Pantsus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,817 Pantsus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, government winter plans get a frosty reception, kindergartners are taught to loathe poor trigger discipline and citrus, and sex-ed is child's play. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Moefront's national animal is the Hoodweeb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Moefront is ranked 260,802^nd in the world and 199^th in Squeaky Squeakers for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.