The Democratic Republic of Aeonic is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.492 billion Aeonicians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Aeonician economy, worth 164 trillion Aeons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,995 Aeons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The endangered saltwater humpback Whale Shark is only seen in captivity programs, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aeonic's national animal is the Whale Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Aeonic is ranked 255,167^th in the world and 254^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.24 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.