Population | 4.255 billion |
Capital | Caradog |
Leader | Rhodri Anarut |
Faith | Paganiaeth Geltaidd |
Currency | Aerowyn |
Animal | Dragon |
The Grand Monarchy of The Celtics is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rhodri Anarut with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.255 billion Celtians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caradog. The average income tax rate is 69.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Celticsian economy, worth 562 trillion Aerowyns a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,162 Aerowyns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers, and the native owl population is in permanent hibernation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celtics's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Paganiaeth Geltaidd.
The Celtics is ranked 134,252nd in the world and 124th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 734.16 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Celtics was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : The Celtics was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market and Most Patriotic.
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The Federation of Inseria.
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Delnish.
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The Socialist Confederacy of Cannonio.
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The Federation of Nu Elysium.
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Soviet Utopia Reunion Party.
- : The Celtics was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Krute Empire.
- : The Celtics was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 68 » Socialist Platypus, The Psittacines, Sri Malawi, Nibelia, Pervincia, Hubdova, Liberto-Ancapistan, Azflebrigan, Ziroxeut, Duby, Red Finlandian Guard, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Lislandia, Olornia, Nova Briton, Northshires, Empireedy, Loveable Dogs, Kiyadimundika, Novo Reslas, Stustu, Ruotsaland, Balan Bar, Gundeldingen, Pandorivia, Isolon, Happiville, Great Koryeo, Vapo, Vioxa, Cassinea, Paul Pasch, Grachevia, Boratstans, The Moon Raven, Makka Pakka, El Blurkistan, Aelandi, Tingham, Nova Cameroon, Bathelonat, Benanko, DexterBurg, United Corperations, Athlanthean, Gabyl, Polacianth, Ciapore, Valles Marineris Mining co, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, and 18 others.Azaman, Slavic Lurkers, Buyo, The Free City of Nelson, Stellar entropy, Lycom, Aeonic, Floofybit, Non opresive German Empire, Makko Oko, Charville, Doge Flower, Ith Mus Warmoidaliastan, Krute Empire, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, Cannonio, Delnish, and Inseria.