The Empire of Grand Order Of Lodgec is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by God Emperor Chris Lodge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, strictly enforced bedtime, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.184 billion Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of D'Hara. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Order economy, worth a remarkable 1,656 trillion Virgins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 319,609 Virgins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, vacationing Citizens expect to be treated as royalty, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Order Of Lodgec's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lodgetian.

Grand Order Of Lodgec is ranked 91,000^th in the world and 59^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,219.91 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.