The Armed Republic of The SMDF 1st Division is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.574 billion SMDF 1st Divisionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped SMDF 1st Divisionian economy, worth 272 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,471 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The SMDF 1st Division's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The SMDF 1st Division is ranked 262,966^th in the world and 10^th in Order of the Klops Templar for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,116.06 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.