The Dictatorship of Charolsia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Charles cloviocksha with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 6.789 billion Charolsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charlosia city. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Charolsian economy, worth 457 trillion Bezels a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,444 Bezels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Charolsia's national animal is the Gout, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Charolsia is ranked 181,400^th in the world and 29^th in Spiritus for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,733.92 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.