The Ghost Rider of The Teutonic Kingdom is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Teutonic Crusader I with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.94 billion Teutons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Germany. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The all-consuming Teuton economy, worth a remarkable 1,388 trillion Denars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 174,908 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children make The Teutonic Kingdom drive 'round, blue bloods are welcome in The Teutonic Kingdom, they say marriage really does shorten your life, and weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teutonic Kingdom's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Teutonic Kingdom is ranked 64,167^th in the world and 43^rd in Hell for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.