The Rogue Nation of The Time Thief is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.844 billion Time Thiefians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and International Aid are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The very strong Time Thiefian economy, worth 281 trillion Moments a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,155 Moments, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The children of The Time Thief are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, and many are questioning Leader wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Time Thief's national animal is the Typhonian Beast, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Time Thief is ranked 139,254^th in the world and 22^nd in Coven of Witches for Largest Populations, with 4.84 billion capita.