The Imperialism of The US is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.364 billion USians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The US City. The average income tax rate is 14.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient USian economy, worth a remarkable 4,994 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,070 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Kindhearted USians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, blue bloods are welcome in The US, and scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The US's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
The US is ranked 272,878th in the world and 2nd in Jupiter for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -11 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
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The US, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered.
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The US, blue bloods are welcome in The US.
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The US, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
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The US, kindhearted USians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries.
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The US, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
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The US, oilmen are in the business of greasing people's palms.
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The US, dad jokes are banned for being too cheesy.
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The US, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
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The US, terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism.
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The US, the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today.


































