by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,064thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,259thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,626th
The Imperialism of
Corrupt Dictatorship
The US
Influence
Dominator
Major Tom
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The US

Population28.364 billion

CapitalThe US City

Currencydollar
Animaleagle

The Imperialism of The US is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.364 billion USians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The US City. The average income tax rate is 14.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient USian economy, worth a remarkable 4,994 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,070 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Kindhearted USians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, blue bloods are welcome in The US, and scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The US's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The US is ranked 272,878th in the world and 2nd in Jupiter for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -11 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,064thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,259thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,626thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,710thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,506thHighest Economic Output: 4,568thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,483rdMost Devout: 6,553rdLargest Black Market: 7,152ndLargest Mining Sector: 8,834thLargest Populations: 8,958thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,948thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,469thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,373rdTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 16,474thMost Efficient Economies: 16,532ndMost Authoritarian: 17,840thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,174thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,645thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,204thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,585thMost Patriotic: 29,035thLowest Crime Rates: 30,028thMost Developed: 30,956th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The US, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered.
  • : Following new legislation in The US, blue bloods are welcome in The US.
  • : Following new legislation in The US, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in The US, kindhearted USians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in The US, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
  • : Following new legislation in The US, oilmen are in the business of greasing people's palms.
  • : Following new legislation in The US, dad jokes are banned for being too cheesy.
  • : Following new legislation in The US, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in The US, terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism.
  • : Following new legislation in The US, the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today.

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