The Happiness Corporation of TheKeyToJoy is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chad Chungus with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 7.857 billion TheKeyToJoyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient TheKeyToJoyian economy, worth 908 trillion Keys a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 115,689 Keys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Catching the latest tribal tournament is to die for, raccoons are plump and satiated, windows in TheKeyToJoy City don't have much of a view, and making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheKeyToJoy's national animal is the Joymen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joyism.

TheKeyToJoy is ranked 252,123^rd in the world and 1,545^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 170 billion Standard Monetary Units.