The Most Serene Republic of Thimkhang is a mid-sized, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 92 million Thimkhangians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.6%.

The very strong Thimkhangian economy, worth 7.47 trillion Druks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 81,160 Druks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,801 per year while the poor average 20,727, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

People with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, children talking about the food chain are routinely arrested, and celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thimkhang's national animal is the Gyalpo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thimkhang is ranked 141,916^th in the world and 695^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 469.69 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.