The Incorporated States of Thisguyaresick is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Smitty with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.428 billion Thisguyaresickians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thisguyaresickian City. The average income tax rate is 9.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Thisguyaresickian economy, worth 253 trillion Beskars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,027 Beskars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

No one tells their son "you're the man of the house" any more, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, soporific speeches from Smitty have left the opposition utterly knocked out, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Thisguyaresick's national animal is the Arctic Tern, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is NA.

Thisguyaresick is ranked 87,460^th in the world and 4,758^th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 35,262.06 Standard Monetary Units.