The Confederacy of Thorn75 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.593 billion Thorn75ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thorn75ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,353 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,080 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, they who do not work shall not eat, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, and overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thorn75's national animal is the Scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thorn75 is ranked 23,621^st in the world and 1^st in Eldraine for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,617.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.