The Commonality of Tikonov is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Tatiana Domka Razkowic with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 30.298 billion Tikonites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tikhograd. The average income tax rate is 54.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tikonovi economy, worth a remarkable 2,689 trillion yengs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,767 yengs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, corruption is a game of two halves, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tikonov's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sarna Mandate.

Tikonov is ranked 286,402^nd in the world and 662^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.15 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.