The Jingoistic State of Tilor is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.604 billion Tilorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pasod. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tilorian economy, worth 183 trillion Links a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 114,370 Links, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 326,052 per year while the poor average 31,990, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, rumor has it Leader has ass ears, most pop videos prominently feature the Tilorian flag, and lending firms are subject to strict government regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tilor's national animal is the Tyrannosaurus rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tilor is ranked 39,322^nd in the world and 4^th in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Largest Black Market, with 31.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.