The Empire of TimaeusTestified is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 174 million TimaeusTestifiedians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 8.8%.

The strong TimaeusTestifiedian economy, worth 12.0 trillion The Boonbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 68,930 The Boonbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. TimaeusTestified's national animal is the The Mechanical Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

TimaeusTestified is ranked 47,834^th in the world and 3^rd in Homestuck for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,274.3 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.