The Democratic Republic of Timberlands is a large, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 100 million Timberlandsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The strong Timberlandsian economy, worth 5.11 trillion timbers a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,119 timbers, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, and elections have been outlawed. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Timberlands's national animal is the peter, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Timberlands is ranked 264,476^th in the world and 32^nd in HVMUN for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.