The Allied States of Titino is a huge, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 581 million Titinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calainto. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Titinoan economy, worth 25.8 trillion Titino Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,416 Titino Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titino's national animal is the Titinian Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Titino is ranked 99,068^th in the world and 9^th in Terra Pacis for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 47.93 Effective Tax Rate.