
| Population | 15.156 billion |
| Capital | Tolfaer City |
| Leader | President Brandon Took |
| Faith | Ilúvatarism |
| Currency | Airo |
| Animal | salmon |
The Serene Republic of Tolfaer is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by President Brandon Took with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 15.156 billion Tolfaerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tolfaer City. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Tolfaerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,536 trillion Airoes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,378 Airoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A video of President Brandon Took wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and the latest political memes depict President Brandon Took as an overly-choreographed robot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tolfaer's national animal is the salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ilúvatarism.
Tolfaer is ranked 29,262nd in the world and 83rd in eta for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 254.42 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Tolfaer's influence in Eta rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
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Tolfaer's influence in Eta rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
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Tolfaer resigned from the World Assembly.
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Tolfaer relocated from Suidafrika to Eta.
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Tolfaer relocated from Eta to Suidafrika.
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Tolfaer endorsed
The Greatness of Of The Kazintir Mandate.
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Tolfaer was endorsed by
The Greatness of Of The Kazintir Mandate.
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Tolfaer endorsed The Republic of Storm Durian.
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Tolfaer relocated from Suidafrika to Eta.
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Tolfaer relocated from Eta to Suidafrika.













































































