The Imperium of Tonyonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tony with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 45.289 billion Tonyonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Maximo. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tonyonian economy, worth a remarkable 8,573 trillion Platinum Ounces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,298 Platinum Ounces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, male tourists tend to be fearful of Tonyonia's deadly femme fatales, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tonyonia's national animal is the Flubber, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tonyism.

Tonyonia is ranked 4,891^st in the world and 202^nd in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 19,113.86 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.