The Most Serene Republic of Toons is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dandy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 798 million Toons enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gardenview Center. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Toon economy, worth 89.6 trillion Ichors a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,256 Ichors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

People can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, and only the richest get to see out of their windows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toons's national animal is the rock dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Toons is ranked 9,510^th in the world and 159^th in the Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,588.81 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.