The Rogue Nation of Tooooongaaa is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by No one and everyone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 4.996 billion Tooooongaaans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Spirituality, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Destroyed Hellhole. The average income tax rate is 15.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Tooooongaaan economy, worth 185 trillion Chaos-coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,048 Chaos-coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Tooooongaaa recently decided against having a capital city, and No one and everyone has just been declared ruler of Tooooongaaa in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Tooooongaaa's national animal is the Arsonist, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Chaos.

Tooooongaaa is ranked 167,812^th in the world and 10^th in Emu Timeline Oceania for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 587.26 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.